school chair

A really really really inappropriate euphemism.

"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"

by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013

Chair

Something you sit on so you don't have to sit on the floor.

Hey can I use that chair ovwer there

Of course you can!

by Goofyahhhhh September 29, 2022

chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

Shotgun Chair

Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.

The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.

Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.

Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.

by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014

Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.

Brian was cuck chairing the group chat.

by Tark. February 21, 2025

Chair

a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.

graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?

by Chair_Guy August 30, 2023