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florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
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Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎
Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”
by 27floors August 2, 2022
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Florida

Florida is most famous for its chicken-boxing. Chicken boxing is the act of boxing a chicken, and or making chickens box. If Florida residents box a chicken, looking at my stats, there is a 40% chance the Floridian will win as they are out of shape and 14% of that 40% lose because they broke the simple rule of 'don't eat the chicken.'

Florida is also known for the elaborate robber heists they pull. A man nearly escaped when robbing 'The Floridians Very Very Rich BANK.' When questioned, apparently the officers did not see him hide in a cardboard box when the police entered the building. In Florida, it is being named the most elaborate and high-tech epic heist of the Florida Century. (The Florida Century is, like, two months.)
Person 1: Hey, you wanna go to Florida for a vacation?

Person 2: No, sorry, I chicken-box with my cousins in Alabama

Person 1: A-..ALABAMA?!
by welcome to flordia December 24, 2019
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things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave
Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro
mugGet the things to do in Floridamug.

Florida Fold

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.
Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.
by MuffinTown November 15, 2017
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Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese
My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake
by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022
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Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth
by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025
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