vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 11, 2018

milk dance

Milk Dance refers to getting a lap dance as where the stripper is rubbing her breasts all over you.

Oscar : Hey dude whats up?
Edgar : Nothing much, dude its 2am...
Oscar : Yea i know! Anyway, you wanna go get a milk dance?
Edgar : Your pathetic.

by Sergio Galindo December 24, 2007

Milk enema

Brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

Dallon gave brendon a milk enema

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

by JyahC February 9, 2019

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

Free milk

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.

by Sad_college_ends October 11, 2016