When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
by BigDaddy1013 January 27, 2016
Sarah's fat ass ate a taco twelve pack from T-bell, so I gave her Dutch Anal to keep her from stinking up the room.
by Ol Dirty Dingus May 29, 2018
Guy 1: I'm never going to the sex club again.
Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?
Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.
Guy 2: ...Why?
Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.
-Silence-
Guy 2: Why to gnarly for ya?
Guy 1: Don't ever go somewhere that lists a Dutch Clubbing.
Guy 2: ...Why?
Guy 1: Some chick clubbed me with another guy's dick. Dutch Rudder style.
-Silence-
by Boob-Jooba-Lube October 01, 2013
by Blind Indie April 01, 2017
when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 02, 2023
The act of covering yourself with feces, in most cases your own, to avoid attack by physical or sexual predators.
My last stint in prison was brutal, so many inmates wanted to get a piece of my pretty ass. I had to pull the Muddy Dutch a few times at night to keep my butt-hole tight...
by JohnnyQwest August 04, 2020