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Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.
My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.
by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025
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Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.
Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!
by BombTheTom December 7, 2015
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dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
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chains hanging in north korea

acrynom for racial slur, "chink", so asian people can trick their friends into saying it
"hey Jeff! what would the acronym for 'chains hanging in north korea' mean?"
by himborooni January 19, 2021
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whimsical chain

A cock with a kink in it, causing it to look malformed.
That dude has a whimsical chain ever since his girl bit him.
by GiraffeMan February 17, 2014
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breaking the chains

Jim have you recently listened to breaking the chains?

what.
by jayjay24 November 26, 2009
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Email chain of death

The resulting email chain from a group email, caused when a question is sent to multiple people, and everyone chirps in with varying replies, possibly including adding additional recipients who might have some interest in the matter (or more than likely not).

Good indicators are when multiple people send emails basically saying the same thing, or when new random people start chirping in to a discussion that's already been agreed.
That issue with the sales team? That really started am email chain of death, didn't it?!
by londonalex April 28, 2014
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