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Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.
I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.
by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019
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Park Hobo Mongrel

An unpapered dog given to someone by a stranger, usually in a park, in order for the stranger to rid herself of the unwanted canine. It is usually done in such a manner that the person acquiring the cur does not have adequate time to assess the gravity of the mistake that is about to be made.
Ron's ex-wife was able to force upon him the park hobo mongrels that they had acquired together during their marriage, and was even able to make him grateful for the opportunity to own the four drastically lesser dogs.
by tnj629 February 17, 2022
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Hobo

someone who tries to win at every imessage game just to make themselves feel a little less homeless
"hey man, you really need to stop playing imessage games man." "why man I don't have a house? I am a hobo"
by Keepingthingsreal September 12, 2019
mugGet the Hobomug.

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
mugGet the hobo shelfmug.

hobo

homeless oh (shit) bitches out XD
the hobos are running in the wild, gathering nuts.
by hobosrunwild January 26, 2021
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Hobo Sushi

Hobo Sushi is just rice with seaweed wrapped around it, looking like normal sushi but without any of the other stuff.
When I'm low on money, and can't afford to eat out, I make Hobo Sushi!
by MegaYote May 6, 2021
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Freaking Hobo

Freaking hobo is when you replace it "you f**king bi**h" in a nicer way but you still think the person you are calling are dumbasses. Also is when you want to tell someone they look like hobos.
Subject 1: Hey um what if we climb to the top of the tree and jump to the edge of the water

Subject 2: You freaking hobo i wish you could do it and die.
The GIF BELOW REPRESENTS A FREAKING HOBO
by susguy27999 November 13, 2020
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