(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a guy shaves off a girl's pubic hair and uses his semen to paste it on his face in the shape of a goatee.
by _@billyd February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.
Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.
by cyotee February 5, 2010
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by Wizbam February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.
When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...
by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010
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