hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

by crustier August 04, 2023

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

by Rigbaby33 February 08, 2022

Hello Guys

A sort of charming response- a discrete excuse- to abdicate responsibility by establishing your recent arrival in the moment, thereby dodging your mistake. Must be said in a swedish accent with a smug smirk.

"Son, aren't you supposed to be studying?"
"Umm... Hello Guys..."

by Snoppis På Loppis October 05, 2022

Hello! I Must Be Going!

An 80's album made by the British pop star Phil Collins

Person A: Hello! I Must Be Going!
Person B: Phil Collins?
Person A: Phil Collins...

by dominoguy11 November 18, 2019

hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.

(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!

by Miss Cotton Candy January 03, 2016

hello sleepwalkers

ハロー・スリープウォーカーズ, or Hello Sleepwalkers is the BEST BAND IVE LISTENED TO IN MY LIFE
If you’ve watched Noragami, or Noragami Aragoto, or played the bleach game.. you’d most likely know what I’m talking about. Or if you live in Okinawa..
I found out about them by バンドリ!(BanG Dream!) Their most known song is “小屋の待ち合わせ”, or Midnight Rendezvous, nickname from BanG Dream.
They just released an album last month called Project! My favorite song in that album is Rurokitan.
If you don’t know what this band is already, then listen to them. Trust me, your ears will be blessed :)

me; “You need to listen to hello sleepwalkers!”
random guy that probably exists somewhere else; “Oh, I do! My favorite song is Shin Sekai.”
me; “MINE TOO!!!!!”

by sazuke December 08, 2022

Hudgins hello

The act of giving a rimjob while the recipient urinates

Jason gave me a Hudgins Hello.

by Jeb 962 June 28, 2023