U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

Bonobo handshake

; To let off steam by making out and/or sex after being in a argument. Term is taken off some Australian woman's documentary that coined the term about bonobos having sex to settle with disagreements.

"Donnie and Gwen were yelling at each other and then out of nowhere both started a bonobo handshake."

by GreenGargoyle May 23, 2025

Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public

“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.

I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.

by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021

Gold Coast Handshake

Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head

Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.

by DaNashinator November 11, 2022