Goofy Goober

ROCK

Spongebob: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER"
Everyone else in existence: "ROCK!"

by skeptiql December 20, 2025

Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 21, 2023

Silly little goober

Adorable little cherub that everyone needs in their life as a source of serotonin (aka Cabby from III)

A: “Do you watch III?”

B: “Yess!! Cabby is such a silly little goober :3”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024

Silly little goober

1. Adorable little cherub everyone needs as a source of serotonin in life

2. Cabby from inanimate insanity

1.

A: “This is a picture of my baby”
B: “Awww!! He’s such a silly little goober!”

2.

A: “Do you watch inanimate insanity?”
B: “Of course I do! Cabby is just a silly little goober!”

by glxtch_luvs_cabby February 11, 2024