Future ex girlfriend

Pronounced FEG: f-eh-g
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future!

A few days later . . .

Brain: So what’s up with you and Jessica
Mark: she's just my FEG (future ex girlfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 5, 2009

girlfriend

A constant reminder that we are half the men we used to be.

- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."

For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?

by dirtydog October 10, 2003

Girlfriend

A female who constantly nags you to the point where you can never do anything right and a woman who says she wouldn't change you forthe world but then tells you that everything you do is wrong!

Girlfriend;

"I love the way you're so sociable, "I feel like i can introduce you to anyone and not have to worry... my friends will love you.... Oh my god... are you flirting with my friends? Who was that hot girl you were talking to? Are you gay?! I saw you flirting with that camp man"!

by intoxicating March 2, 2009

girlfriend

Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-

*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!

by BBWolf September 2, 2006

Work boyfriend/girlfriend

A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.

My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!

I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!

by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022

gilf

A Governor I'd Like to F**k

You see Sarah Palin last night? Damn! She's a gilf!

by Cutie Pie Ken Ken December 9, 2008

Gilford

really lame, or uncool. a step above being leonard

Dude, it was getting pretty leonard, but now this is just plain gilford

by danman0627 March 19, 2011