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Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush
"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"
by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022
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friend zoned

When you ask someone out but instead of saying “YES!!!!” They say “Ewww, we are just freinds” this will hurt way more then getting rejected because you always will see the person you got friendzoned by.
Person #1: Hey, I dont know how to say this but I like you.

Person #2: BITCH WE ARE FREINDS AND BY THE WAY I HAVE A BF WITH YOU SHOULD KNOW WE ARE OVER YOUR NOT MY FREIND.

Person #1: you broke up yesterday

Person #2: Oh yeah, BUT WE ARE STILL JUST FREINDS DUMBASS.

Person #3: it’s ok you will get over it

Crowd: DAMNNNN HE GOT friend zoned IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE LUNCH ROOM hahahahahaha
by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023
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Friend Bater

When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
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friend boy

A boy with who you are just friends. Period.
"Is that your boyfriend?!" said Judie.
"No, its my friend boy, Brett's my boy friend."said Sally.
"Oh"said Judie.

(Yeah I'm a bad writer)
by publicenemy#2 October 17, 2008
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Friend Zone

1. The hellish place that a man will find himself in if he does not immediately place a woman he is beginning to form a relationship with below him and make his shallow sexual intentions the focus. This occurs most often when a man decides he likes a woman and actually has enough respect for her to treat her with dignity.

2. A term used by some women to excuse their complete lack of sexual attraction to a man who has recently made it clear they are interested in a relationship. This is mostly due to Disney movies, which give women unrealistic expectations and a sense of entitlement to a "Prince Charming."
Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks. (What they're thinking) Hey, I've really enjoyed getting to know you these past few weeks.

Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) I know! You're such a great friend! (What they're thinking) I have too! You're so good at listening to me complain!

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be more than friends. (What they're thinking) Well, that's the thing, I think I'd like to be in a relationship with you.

Selfish Bitch: (What they're saying) But I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship! (What they're thinking) I can't comprehend the fact that you legitimately care for me, and since I'm more sexually attractive than you are I'm going to use your feelings to my emotional advantage! Enjoy being used in the friend zone!

Poor Bastard: (What they're saying) I get that, let's stay friends! (What they're thinking) I'm going to go kill myself!
by anjrou October 24, 2011
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friend zone

When a guy treats a woman like their girlfriend and spends money on them as if he was their boyfriend. Most of the time the guy who is stuck in the friend zone will also be whipped by his female friend.
Goodger: Hey Ashley, can i smoke a cigarette?

Ashley: No you can not have a cigarette.(As she throws his pack out the window)

Goodger: Im sorry please dont be mad at me.

Ashley: I am now buy me wendy's im hungry.

Goodger: Ok. (Damn im in the friend zone)
by Rob Szablewski July 7, 2010
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Friend-On

Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly
"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"

"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."
by Nationary January 31, 2009
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