ass options

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live

Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.

by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.

Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?

by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019

ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.

Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.

by DutchRub February 20, 2010

Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.

-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.

by Warmazz December 12, 2022

ass-mop

1. To scoot ones ass across a surface.

2. The action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.

3. A device used to clean your big Aunt Pearl.

4. An excessively hairy ass that could be re-named Bob Marley

1,2. That dog just ass-mopped my carpet!

3. Go and ass-mop your Aunt Pearl, Jimmy!

4. SUSIE: "So how was last night with that frat hottie?"
DAISY SUE: "Well, I woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest ass-mop of my life!"
SUSIE: "You shoulda busted out those scissors Daisy Sue!"

by TWOW January 20, 2009

Iron Ass

A stern, unyielding, unwavering, taxing, unabating, arduous, demanding person.

Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.

by mlhiss January 8, 2016

perv ass

a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!

Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!

by pussycontrol November 16, 2009