Finger Condom

Traditionally a finger condom to used like a glove to protect a finger that has been cut;

Althought one can use it to protect the finger when finger banging.

When finger banging J wore a finger condom cause his girlfriend hasn't wash her cunt for a week.

by Shadow August 30, 2004

finger lunch

1)A synonm for the chocolate bar "Twix". The term comes from the products' "finger" styled form, and is often eaten as a quick snack, sometimes being substituted for an actual luncheon, hence the term "finger lunch".
2)A song by the evil metal band COOL

1) Person 1 : "Wow i'm hungary, but i lack the neccessary funds and time to indulge in a full meal"
Person 2 : "Power up with a finger lunch"

2) finger lunch (eeeuuuwwww) its finger lunch (oooouuuuwwww) its fingER lunch (eeeuuuuwwww) its finger lunch (DUN DUN DUN)

by a concerned onlooker March 29, 2005

Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

by Weasle1uk January 17, 2008

Finger Vault

The female version of spank bank. When a woman recalls an explicit memory in order to achieve an orgasm while masturbating.

Mary was able to cum as soon as she went into her finger vault and replayed the hot sex she had with a stranger the previous night.
Leslie couldn't cum so she went to the finger vault for inspiration.

by wicwtch December 9, 2008

salad fingers

Since there are already a bunch of great definitions of this, I'll only add my two cents:

This has got to be one of THE MOST disturbing things I have seen, and I have seen many, many disturbing things. I'm not one to be creeped out

S-E-E - F-O-R - Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F :

www.weebls-stuff.com/toons

by Eric Melech April 7, 2005

eight fingers

A pint of alcohol. 2 male hands stacked on top of each other (8 fingers) are as high as a pint glass.

Give me eight fingers of your finest rum.

by Devan Maher February 2, 2007

Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.

He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!

by Mike Rotch Hertz April 22, 2004