A solid platform or floor to contain water within its designed perimeter. Mainly used by fountain makers.
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When the bank disburses money on a loan at closing, usually disbursing proceeds on some type of loan that was applied for.
We heard the lender Funt the loan and wanted to make sure you received the wire and will be paying off Wells Fargo today. Please advise .... Thank you so much!
Your loan has not been funted yet, we are waiting for the lender to send the wire.
Your loan has not been funted yet, we are waiting for the lender to send the wire.
by Funting Queen January 21, 2026
Get the FUNT mug.To frunt means to have sexual intercourse with the rotting corpse of an animal. It is similar to munting whereas munting is intercourse with a human corpse, frunting is intersourse with an animal's corpse. Like munting, frunting also requires a second person to be at the mouth while one is at the anus or vagina (depending on the sex)
Person 1: Yo dude you wanna go frunt the giraffe that just died in the zoo last week?
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 1: I'll get the walkie talkies for us.
Person 2: Ok, I'll be at the crotch and you can be at the mouth.
Person 1: It's been a week so it should be rotten enough by now to get the juices flowing.
Person 2: I'm so excited!
Person 2: Hell yeah!
Person 1: I'll get the walkie talkies for us.
Person 2: Ok, I'll be at the crotch and you can be at the mouth.
Person 1: It's been a week so it should be rotten enough by now to get the juices flowing.
Person 2: I'm so excited!
by Econdcousin March 9, 2026
Get the Frunt mug.That girls fountain snatch got my bed saturated with her nut after we smashed my bed was all wet . She wouldn’t let me finish cuz her fountain snatch was bout to blow. Good thing her fountain snatch didn’t erupt or my sheets would have been ruined .
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by One Stab March 3, 2025
Get the Fountain Of Youth mug.A performance involving the concurrent consumption of beer, and public urination. The performer typically executes this by synchronizing the production of urine with the initiation of a "waterfall" stylistic-drinking manoeuvre, and shall attempt to demonstrate technical artistry by actively controlling the volumetric beer flow-rate in precise response to changes sensed in the urine stream pressure-drop.
Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Sufficiently skillful execution results in a suspension of disbelief for all observers of the intended suggestion, viz., that the beer is indeed flowing directly between the performer's esophagus and distal urinary meatus, mysteriously circumventing the natural physiological processes which ordinarily conduct such fluid transport operations over a considerably longer time frame.
Observer 1: (Hands a can of beer to the performer)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
Performer: (Unseals the can, assumes a customary urination stance and takes out his penis)
Observer 1: "Yea, though the very notion of it be most incredulous, verily I am compelled to inquire: Do you truly mean to void your water, unduly in my presence, bro?"
Observer 2: "I beg to assure you bro, with the entirety of my conviction, that the scene which unfolds before us is not one of capricious folly! But lo, what sport! Indeed, what exquisite fortune! For bro means to gift the lot of us with the hallowed spectacle of a Fountain of Archimedes!"
Performer: (Begins simultaneously pissing and pouring beer from the can into his mouth)
Observer 1: "Good God, bro! But what fantastic machinations must bro be cloistering in his very form, that might afford him the commission of such a prodigious feat? I find myself overcome by titillation, bro, inundating my senses and, yea, my very wit to such a degree that surely I shall have to swoon down upon the earth this very instant if I am to retain any semblance of dignity! And shall I dare to regale my bros in absentia with such unconscionable witness, on pain of being rightly diminished in credibility to that of some crazed, braying beast, its brains having been riven with holes from foraging upon a most devilish specimen of the noxious weeds - ...."
(Everyone else has left)
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