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facebook trashing

a facebook friend who delights in pointing out every conceivable spelling, grammatical error or punctuation they can find on your profile or their newsfeed.
by charming doll January 27, 2011
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Facebook Mom

The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.
"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."
by Facebook mom August 14, 2019
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facebook hater

Somebody who is all on facebook all the time and likes and comments on everybody else's posts and photos, but refuses to do the same to yours.
Announcing some good news such as you are engaged, got married, are pregnant, bought a house or had a baby and everybody else likes except that one hater of yours, and yet they are on Facebook because they are posting, commenting and liking other non-important posts. They also refuse to like any nice photos or other great quotes you share, and refuse to give props where it is due. This is a hater in real life and Facebook life, but they make so obvious on Facebook by being the only one that refuses to like your comments, photos, good quotes and other good news shared through Facebook. "Facebook Hater"
by PhoenixxDoll November 13, 2013
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Facebook Feud

Facebook Feuds begin because one party (correctly or incorrectly) perceives itself to have been attacked, insulted or wronged by another. Intense feelings of resentment trigger the initial retaliation, which causes the other party to feel equally aggrieved and vengeful. And everyone on Facebook gets to enjoy it.
I can tell from my wife's scowl and intense typing she is having a Facebook Feud with her sister!
by Levi Jacobs December 21, 2009
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facebook fight

when two people fight using not real froms of communication but continuously change their facebook status to describe their hatred or discontent for another individual at a certain time. Usually used by angry girls to bitch at boys and so that everyone can see the two are fighting, also useful for attention whores who crave that generated response of "whats wrong" when asked about their status.
Guy 1: dude last night i swiped kristens vcard then pulled a premature evacuation and now the bitch keeps on posting her status as "that little fucking bastard, i hope he dies in hell" every ten minutes on facebook.
Guy 2: Sounds like the bitch is starting a Facebook fight.
by Delaware January 8, 2009
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facebook ho

one who goes on facebook and adds anybody just to get the most number of friends and constantly goes on the site and posts pictures up like everyday or changes his or her status multiple times a day
John, are you a facebook ho? Stop checking it so much.
by pokerface2 March 28, 2009
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facebook limbo

The electronic space between accepting and rejecting a facebook friendship. In facebook limbo, the user fails to accept or reject friend requests from would-be facebook friends from a variety of sources (e.g., random annoying classmates, despised work associates, ex-girlfriends, etc), because the user is uncertain if he or she will have to interact with these individuals in the future.
(At the bar)
Jim: How about that new kid, Ryan. He's so cool.
Thom: I dunno man, he already tried to facebook me, wtf?
Jim: So?
Thom: So I'm leaving him in facebook limbo, I don't want him jo'ing to pictures of my drunk girlfriend...

(At the lunchroom)
Alex's Stalker Ex: Why didn't you add me to your friends on facebook? I friend requested you last week! I thought we were friends now! How come every day when I go through your whole list of friends I'm not on there?
Alex: Baby, it's okay, I just haven't had a chance to approve you.
by k.fizzle December 12, 2007
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