ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!

A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.

by im_fine123 December 15, 2017

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

Ex-redneck

Someone who was raised by redneck parents and refuses to act like a fucking retard.

Friend: "Man, expletive you are such a redneck."

expletive: No, you idiot, i'm an ex-redneck.

by Expletiveperson101 November 29, 2012

ex

fat person i used to like (big mistake)
also extremely petty and stupid

"bro some mf got 13%"
"that has to be my ex"

by jkfhkshfjshjkfdhjfhjdhgkdhjkg October 24, 2022

Ex talking stage

An ex talking stage is someone you used to talk to romantically but not in a relationship

My ex talking stage tried to reach out to me

by Coolduckymomo March 4, 2024

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020