Evan

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan

Yooo yk that evan kid he is cracked at tf2 dude

by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021

Evan

He loves maps and whenever he says "TELL ME A DARK HUMOR JOKE" just say something about orphans.

Evan likes maps

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

Evan

A simp and a pussy

According to Ian Evan is a major simp and a pussy

by FactsManSoListen April 20, 2020

Evan

That one friend that never gets on the game even when he said he would. But never has a good excuse.

Is John gonna get on tonight? Probably not, he's pulling an Evan.

by RCR terms June 29, 2025

Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.

my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan

by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022

Evan

A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh

Bro that guy evan is the type to beg for a mcnasty

by Charmonio November 2, 2023

Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason

He is martindale evan

by 12554357664 June 5, 2018