Electrical Engineer

Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.
"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."
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Thomas the wank engine

Me: have you seen Harry, he’s being a proper Thomas the wank engine today
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religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.
When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
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This school is male dominated and is full of criminals, fake gang members and rapists if your looking for the most ghetto secondary and colly in Newham its this school. Even though the school is good and is well sponsored it can also be called a block where mandem can get brain and jeet beenies in the school toilets. This school should just become an AP cuz mandem go toilet to roll spliffs, do Snus ,THC and etc. This school needs to up there security levels as guys even roll to school with rambos and BB guns
Ayo have you heard of "London Design and Engineering UTC"
o you mean that ghetto mandem school
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Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman
Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?
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Drama engine

A metaphorical engine that starts when good drama is heard.
Also can be started by a provoking statement. When the engine is started the person will spew random bullshit from their mouth (ex. talking) and start a conversation. Each response from the drama engine will be a drama laced comment; providing no resolution to the conflict but to only exasperate the situation.
(a drama evoking message is sent through facebook chat)
"Dude, don't answer that. that's defiantly going to start her drama engine."
by guess88whooooo April 14, 2010
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Red neck Engineering

An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.
Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..
by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022
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