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Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.
We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.
by Noxid625 July 8, 2024
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elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.
I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
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flipping the elephant

When the sex is so rough it flips the bed over.
"Damn gurl we were flipping the elephant. Now we need a new bed"
by Elefun May 20, 2014
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Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.
Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.
by OG Dog March 1, 2018
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Elephant

-Yo! I bet you wanna see my elephant! Naughty bitch

-hell yeah im down to smash
by Introverted kiddo January 17, 2023
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ghost elephant

A woman you match with on a dating app that show up in person as a elephant sized woman.
I met a woman from hinge the other day and she was a ghost elephant.
by C3hawes January 31, 2023
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Elephant Bukkake hide and seek

During a visit to Africa, you find yourself being pursued by a local tribe. In a desperate attempt to hide, you stumble upon a group of elephants and decide to seek refuge by climbing into the female elephant's reproductive tract. However, while inside, the female elephant is mounted by a male elephant. The mating process occurs, with the male elephant ejaculating inside. Just as you think it's over, another male elephant approaches and repeats the process multiple times. The situation becomes overwhelming as there is an excessive amount of elephant semen. Eventually, the ordeal comes to an end and you manage to escape.
He was drenched in buckets of elephant semen during an elephant bukkake hide and seek.
by Smells like trout July 8, 2024
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