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edge user

a human being who likes to gribble children and uses the shittiest browser in human history.
this dumb edge user is making me angry
by avtomat47 babushka October 3, 2023
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Edging

Farming Microsoft points on Microsoft Edge by repeatedly searching trending searches.
"It's always the same group of black dudes edging under their desks during Algebra."

"Me and Bill Gate's edging session was halted early when the FBI showed up."
by Quandavious Avedis January 24, 2024
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edge

getting very close to an orgasm and then stopping the trigger just to do it again until you can’t resist coming
my girl friend she was going to edge me all night until i beg to orgasm
by ur milf mom11 September 3, 2021
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Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.
correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA spy using the negative edge.
incorrect: The player used negative edge to throw a fireball because the button is quieter upon being released than being pressed.
by anonymous February 8, 2024
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Dark Edge

a band consist of no stable members. it was originally formed by dominick, kevin, enoch, jay and jason. founded in 2009. the band's name came from the band member's initials: DKEJJ which later interpreted into dark edge. they play covers of rock/pop bands such as simple plan, lifehouse, and hey monday.
guy 1: hey have you heard of dark edge's cover of candles (hey monday) yet?

guy 2: i have and they rocked!
by maryjanewashington December 18, 2012
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turbo edging

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.
Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.

You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.
by turboedger678 January 30, 2024
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Edging

Bro I was edging all last night
by Bruhmeme69420 December 20, 2023
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