Easter

A holiday that doesnt make sense.
person A: How should we celebrate Jesus coming back from the dead?
Person B: HOW BOUT EGGS?
Person A: I don't see what that has to do with---
Person B: DON'T WORRY, theres a bunny!

Easter doent make any fuckin sense!

by JerZeyCJ March 29, 2010

Soup Eater

A segment of the population who, because it's all they can afford, generally eat soup for almost every meal.

Man, would you look at the mullet on that soup eater!

by Caveman70 March 16, 2007

Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004

dick eater

a person who likes to eat the male genitalia out

eww theirs a dick eater

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

eaterologist

Expert at eating

I am a good eater, they call me an eaterologist

by dr.food April 10, 2015

easterbate

To masturbate on easter

My family went to church this morning so I was able to easterbate with out interruptions

by olderpervefrog October 14, 2015

Eastern Whitetails

Eastern Whitetails is the best outdoor YouTube channel ever made!!

Did you watch Eastern Whitetails latest vidja!!

by CowboyBub June 14, 2018