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dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Dipster Dumpster

Misnomer for " Dempster Dumpster" (pat. 1935) refers to waste containers mechanically lifted by garbage haulers with forks on the front of the truck. Nominally feature closure lids that swing wide-open when lifted for dumping into back of trucks.

Colloquial term of art found in Midwest
Get a Dipster Dumpster to hold all the trash for garbage collection on Monday
by rr6013 March 3, 2019
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Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.
After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.
by quiet33storm February 2, 2025
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Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men
That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"
by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021
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Spirit Dumpster

Sassy Goose loves to have someone play with his spirit dumpster.
by Three Dogg July 24, 2019
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Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
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Dumpster

As a noun, a mouth full of someone else’s yak and a third person’s cum.

As a verb, “getting dumpstered” is when one man must sit (on a chair, all fours, whatever they prefer) and receives the yak of another man and a third’s man’s ejaculation in his mouth simultaneously (if they can time it)

The true loser is the sicko who’s able to bust a fat one while watching a man yak into another man’s mouth.
“Bro I lost the fantasy football league and now I have to get dumpstered as a punishment. Fuck.”
by PussyMagnet427 March 21, 2024
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