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Platapus Ducking

When someone licks or tosses the salad of someone engaged in kangaroo balling or wallaby balling. This is done to lubricate the exit of the testicles.
Jon platypus ducked Ben and Raymond, when they were wallaby balling.
by Will Benson February 23, 2004
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Janice Dickinson

While having sex with an unattractive woman, you have her lie on her stomach, in which you proceed to put one foot on the back of her neck so she can't look at you. Then you rotate your body toward the woman, bend down low so you can stick it in, and start thrusting.
Dude: "Man I was with this chick last night"
Guy: "Yeah?! Was she hot?"
Dude: "Naw, I used the Janice Dickinson"
Guy: "Ooooohh"
by PXMTA Sweetheart March 26, 2009
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Decking

She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.
by Sheila M May 3, 2007
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docking

A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.

A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."
by real_voldemort October 12, 2011
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Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.
Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!
by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014
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ducking fumb

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.
by TOXICM8 June 7, 2016
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Ducking Lit

That party was Lit breh

Yeah Ducking Lit !
Shit I meant Fucking Lit
by ImCooperTheBoss September 4, 2016
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