Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”

That guy is driving a douchebag truck.

by Josiah11699 February 6, 2021

Douchebag

Co Worker who is an asshole. No redeeming qualities.

Hey, C is such a douchebag

by DirtMaGirt February 11, 2021

Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.

On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag

by DocEMT February 15, 2021

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021

Douchebag

Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.

Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.

by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021

Cloudy Douchebag

While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.

Jessica totally let me give her a Cloudy Douchebag last night!

by The only Sigma October 2, 2024

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.

If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.

by Boro1976 October 24, 2019