Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 04, 2011
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Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.
by DocEMT February 16, 2021
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douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.
Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme
by The Timmeh May 13, 2015
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Douchebag Wikipedia

Isn't the Urban Dictionary the definition of the Douchebag Wikipedia?
by Phil Mondor September 14, 2022
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Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.
Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.
by dude who fucks March 31, 2022
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The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people
She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag
by DR@90N May 28, 2020
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