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Californian douchebag

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo
Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night
by Dezzuh February 8, 2023
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
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douchebag

Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>

Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.

Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...

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Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
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DS (Douchebag Supporter)

1. The opposite of a hater
2. To support something or someone excessively that could be considered overrated
Shawn is a total DS (Douchebag Supporter) when it comes to Call of Duty

Shawn : You are just a hater Call of Duty is the greatest of all time

Jason: No you’re a total DS (Douchebag Supporter)
by JayBeck64 June 10, 2018
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douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible
jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead
by sav mor fuckin adams January 27, 2021
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Douchebag

Describes what is left of a person after the best part of them dripped down the crack of their mama’s ass.
You are a complete and utter douchebag. The best part of you dripped down the crack of your mama’s ass.
by El Barbón March 15, 2023
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Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker
wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag
by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018
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