Schrodinger's Douchebag 

Someone who makes a distasteful/offensive comment (Racist, sexist, homophobic etc), then tries to play it off after it doesn't land.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's Douchebag 

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's Douchebag 

Inziewienzie

> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag

Schrodinger's Douchebag by Xalter September 10, 2025

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who has a bad take and then makes an excuse of it being either a joke or ragebait based on the audience's reaction.

Anthony: I think Minecraft is overrated.
Trevor: Dude tf you mean. Minecraft is one of the best games ever made
Anthony: I-I was just joking!!/Haha! You just got ragebaited!
Harry: Anthony is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by appleapple_1 December 21, 2025

Konradinger's Douchebag

A guy who makes unbalanced, unplayable and unfightable enemies in games that calls them "gimmicks" if the players struggle.

Man today's session was so bad, our gm is such a konradinger's douchebag

Konradinger's Douchebag by Altum June 7, 2026

Konradinger's Douchebag

A guy who makes unbalanced, unplayable and unfightable enemies in game and calls them "gimmicks" if they end up becoming overpowered.

I swear if konrad pulls a Konradinger's Douchebag again, I will be mad.

Konradinger's Douchebag by Altum June 18, 2026

doucheballer 

Any man or woman stupid, naive and insecure enough to allow themselves to be charmed and taken advantage of by a douchebag or doucheball.

That Jenn is such a doucheballer; she's had more narcissistic/sociopathic assholes inside her than the New York Stock Exchange.

doucheballer by theonlyprof June 15, 2013