Probably the kindest guy you will ever meet, don’t lose him. He will be there for you no matter what happens, but he won’t let you fool him. Your parents will also fall in love with him cause that guy is gold !! But he will NEVER pay for the meal ( maybe on your bday he will but only if you are lucky), even tho that has no importance because he will give you all his love and heart <3
by bbsita November 21, 2021

by dioge ocram May 18, 2022

usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017

You must be VERY lucky to know one, and if you're very lucky your friend Diego Chavarria pulls so many girls it's ridiculous, so if you're lucky to even be his side peace, consider yourself lucky. He's the tall hot ass person you know who's good at school, creating, or anything in general.
If you're lucky, he'll make sure you're ALMOST as magnificent as him.
If you're lucky, he'll make sure you're ALMOST as magnificent as him.
by EPIC MANNNN July 19, 2022

Diego is an amazing person. He’s athletic, smart, kind, funny, mean at times, and very loving. He will protect his girlfriend, family, and best friends with his life. He has a charm like no other and is very attractive. If you’re lucky enough to have Diego in your life, then never let him go, he will protect you, love you, care for you, spoil you, and so much more. He’s just really great.
by Toosiepick January 23, 2023

by stupidbitch23 August 17, 2020

A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023
