Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

Di

Di is a hot sexy person that pulls all the ladies and he is so smart and funny, and he’s somehow single 🙄 sm1 should cuff him frfr

Di is so hot and seggsy 😩

by No negative vibes November 24, 2021

Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies

A frase on dnd that the DM says when he is fed up with the players, resulting in a TPK

Player: I would like to fuck the dragon.
DM: (Stranged) ok... roll persuasion.
Player: NAT 20 BABYYYYYY!!!!
DM: Ya know what?, ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!

by Jodeui March 17, 2023

Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio

someone who might have a skill issue on deepwoken and could be a mutt. (womp womp) (certified bum)

I'm going to wipe Watashiwa Leonardo Di Fabio on deep woken

by Nalson H February 25, 2024

Di banana

Men who don't know how to act right especially in a relationship

Ke di banana fela

by No one needs to know me October 10, 2019

Dis

Dis

Why did you dis me?

by anonymous January 21, 2021

I literally died

In response to an attractive person/people.

I literally died during le sserafim's cover of love shot.

by SchottenZiga June 10, 2024