love.drunk

-being in a state of total bliss (as if one is drunk) upon leaving the side of one's most favorite person on the face of the earth,

-when the company of such person leaves one feeling weak in the knees; often accompanied by blurry vision and an increased heart rate.

-in extreme cases one may experience total loss of motor skills as well as kaleidoscopic vision while in a state of love.drunkedness.

i could hardly drive on the way home. i could barely see the lines on the road i was so love.drunk.

by love.drunk May 30, 2010

whiskey drunk

A drunk that is appropriate for individuals looking to have a wild and crazy night that creates lifelong stories of hilarious events. A lapse in memory usually occurs the next day, hence the stories most likely coming from slightly more sober friends.

Whiskey drunk was derived from a drunk New Mexican Indian named Jonas who is notorious for leaving inebriated voice mails. The term is now used profusely in a small town called Price in Carbon County, Utah.

"Lets get WHISKEY DRUNK and smoke some pinners!!!!" {usually shouted in a drunken indian slur.}

by downz44 January 13, 2009

Dylan Drunk

To be so drunk that any boring joke will make you giggle like a little girl, and you eventually pass out (occasionally on a bus)with a purpetual smile glazed onto your face.

Girl: "Hey, good morning. How you feeling today? You were pretty drunk last night."
Guy: "Aww, dude, I was soo drunk! Oh Sh!t, I was so drunk, I was Dylan Drunk! Where did you find me this morning?"
Girl: "Ummm, well we're on the bus right now..."

by Dylans 'Friend' January 8, 2009

drunk sluts

chicks that you hook up with at a party. applies to any hot girl thats drinking at said party.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

drunkapades

also known as drunk escapades

On one of Mark's awesome drunkapades he scaled a 9 story building; good thing that he had been drinking, otherwise he'd have been too scared.

by Jana Christensen June 7, 2007

drunk 'n love

Shortened from "drunk and in love" meaning to have a crush on someone while intoxicated.

I am drunk 'n love with that girl, but she is probably ugly to a sober person.

by r0ger25 August 24, 2007

Drunken Clam

A slutty, drunk, older, slightly trashy looking woman at the bar looking to pick up younger men.

Bro, is that your mom at the end of the bar acting like a drunken clam?

by beast_is_wild May 3, 2009