Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

Daddy Dale

The greatest high school assistant principal in history. Known for his strict enforcement of dress code policies, specifically shaving.

"Yo dude, what happened to your beard?"
"Daddy Dale sent me to the office to shave"

by ILoveMidway May 14, 2016

daddy issues

The result of a messed up relationship with one's father, or having an absent father. Results in younger women chasing older men and even seeking mistreatment in some cases.

I was dating a 24 year old when I was 38 but I didn't try to dress young. I was just a major alcoholic and she was the daughter of an alcoholic and had major daddy issues.

Once I sobered up she lost interest and I got creeped the fuck out thinking about the psychology of it all.

by Chaotichamster April 6, 2017

Daddy kinks

The love of degrading, spanking, name calling, or domination that may be associated with calling your s/o daddy. A daddy kink is not always characterised by its key word but its activities.

I know a group of girls with daddy kinks bro, they love being called a good girl and getting spanked

by User of far too many terms November 15, 2020

daddy fuck me harder

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.

He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"

by StormSniper1543 January 2, 2021

Daddy Banks

Daddy Banks is rich

daddy banks = rich

by isleptwityourmom February 8, 2022

Daddy Cow

A sexual act where the male is on all fours and where the woman lies on her back sucking him off like a calf trying to drink the warm milk from its mother's udder.

Mark: How was your night with Samantha?
Simon: We watched Barnyard and then she gave me a Daddy Cow.

by Whacky_Wookie September 23, 2018