A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
by Roman K. January 12, 2021
Get the Straggle crack mug.Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
Get the Jack the Crack mug.by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021
Get the Crack Blast mug.Crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. Now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. Recently I even heard the use of "crack sample" being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the "intimacy crack sample"; very similar to being "whipped"!
Example 1:
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
Joe BagOfDoughnuts: "Hey Johnny don't worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. If you don't like it its free anyway"!
CrackHead Johnny: "OMG that crack sample was da' bomb, I need more"!
Example 2:
Johnny Wishbone: "holy cow that dude hangs on her every word"!
Fred: "she must of given him a crack sample and he's working for more"!
Example 3:
Seamore: "holy cow Shimmy Sham those Justin Bieber tickets are selling like crack"!
Shimmy Sham: "too bad they're not giving crack samples away"!
by The Shimmy Sham January 23, 2013
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Get the Crack a roni mug.A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')
Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.
John: Word.
John: Word.
by Urban definer August 1, 2012
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