He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Cactus Crackedmug. I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
Get the Ham Crackmug. The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007
Get the crack to sacksmug. by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008
Get the Pleasure Crackmug. Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jackingmug. Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.
Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.
I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
Get the Fresh Crackedmug. A primary means of transportation for crackheads and/or Puerto Rican’s. Typically seen as a cheap ass bicycle with a motor fastened to it. Known to short out at red lights.
by TitoNito October 9, 2019
Get the Crack rocketmug.