convise

oxymoron, verb. A combination of the words convey and concise. An ironic way to convey oneself concisely.

"I convised him a strip map and the idiot still got lost".

by Robster T-man August 3, 2008

Converse Boots

Converse in a boot form;
most awesomest thing invented
Hard to get on because of the zipper; and the laces;
shows REAL individuality because the lack of people where them;

usually knee high; sometimes shorter; very fun to have on.

converse boots are great to keep me warm. hey, more writing areas!

by mylove13 January 24, 2010

Dog's Convertible

Basically the same as "the bomb" or "the sh*t" but for people who think the're too mature to say "the bomb sh*t" but not elderly enough to say "cat pyjamas"

See my man's SL500 Benz? That's the dog's convertible!

by BubbleDouble January 21, 2010

Convergence

the coming together of two farts to create a super fart

When Bill and Tom farted, Karen was stuck in the area of the Convergence.

by ps8110bill March 28, 2009

Conversions

Conversions is a 4-piece alternative band from San Jose that started out during mid-February of 2011. They have a wide variety of elements to their sound and style to make them a unique "alternative" band.

Person 1: "Hey man, how bout them Conversions?!"
Person 2(a.k.a. Katy Perry): "I think their just downright hotter than a chili pepper"

by hoodstar311 February 9, 2012

converium

A place where your dreams are crushed

Enron, WorldCom, anywhere the top makes money at the expense of the little people

by Worker Bee May 7, 2005

convenance

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

by [e-mail] November 8, 2006