cocooned

When you become so isolative in your life, that you enter a cocoon, becoming self sufficient & not reliant on others.

You care not for interaction of other human beings as they bore the tits of you.
Any small talk attempted by strangers will incur an involvement of involuntary vomiting towards them & onto them.

Dave - I have not seen Jeff in weeks?

Joe - He`s cocooned man. He has entered the twilight zone of his own mind and no one is invited.

by flightyzeus July 23, 2012

Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.

Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.

by spicyboss June 18, 2017

Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

by docdopp October 19, 2011

up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 9, 2007

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

Coconuts

Something that Blows your mind in a Dope way....Anything Completely off the Hook,Chain or Yezzelbar/Meat Rack - what have you....Something Straight bananas, Completely Bonkers....Soo Dope it'z ReTarDed....Crazy, Nuts, ILL, Slammin....Insane in the membrane....

Yo, Have you heard that new beat by Guru?
The Shit is Coconuts dog....Soo Dope it'z Disgustin'

Yo u seen Saw 15?
Yeah Homie, that shit was coconuts....

Yo How was the Club last night couzo?
YO shit was straight poppin off, fuckin coconuts out that mother fucker....

Yo I just laced my new whip with the boomin' system kid...The shit is Coconuts daddy...Hear me from like a Block away....

Yo fool u fuck with that nigga you got to be insane in the membrane mother fucker....Straight Coconuts par....

by J0J0292 April 20, 2010

Cocoloso

1) Drink that rapper Fabolous invented which consists of Coconut Ciroc w/ Pineapple juice

How he came up with the name: 'Coco' means coconut in Spanish 'Loso' comes from "Fabuloso", which means Fabulous (or how he rather spell it 'fabolous') in Spanish as well.

Variation: "Cocolo" means black in Dominican Spanish/Slang so my guess is that Fabolous combined both terms "Coco" and "lo + so" to come up with "Cocoloso" in the end, very clever indeed.

COCOLOSO ON DECK!

by Bluetiful October 30, 2011