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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris, you probably heard of him, if not just look up some info about him and then come back here so I can tell you some other info. Done? Ok here I go....

He was all mighty and powerful and killed whoever said something bad about him until some guys decided to put him into a deathbattle with another really strong dude called Sega, then they starts fighting, manage to break away from our universe and now since he is gone people became allowed to start shitting on him without consequences, so they did. He is now considered overrated an a failure even though he just happens to be fighting right now and is gone from our reality
Person 1: Dude have you seen that death battle with Chuck Norris and Sega what ever his name is?
Person 2: ye, when do you think it will end?
Person 1: I think time became irrelevant....
Person 2: true that Sega guy is pretty tough
by A complete joke February 11, 2017
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chuck a seven

The dots on the dice of life have run out. Usually applied when death results suddenly due to an accident
"If you're not careful when juggling with those chainsaws you may chuck a seven."
by Yoda=ES= December 29, 2007
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chuck on the spit

To get fucked from 2 sides (front and rear) at the same time
Do you practice chuck on the spit with your friends?
by Piteryo November 27, 2017
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chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.
Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.
by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011
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chucking name

1) similar to name dropping, or acting in an embarassing manner.

2) Throwing ones name around as if to draw attention.

) To take your name and put it on a ball and chuck it
Byron: Did you check that guy at Poodles place, he was talking about this chick he had over the weekend, he was chucking name
by Byron the Bomb September 26, 2006
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chucking a leonard

To quit engaging in a particular activity despite a high level of previous enthusiasm. 'Chucking a Leonard' is often due to irrational and situation anger at a present situation within the activity, whereby one ragequits and becomes too stubborn to go back on the decision.
"Yeah, he was kind of chucking a Leonard when he lost his Macharial..."
by Sasstraliss May 22, 2016
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chuck the fargers

What San Diego should say to its football team.
They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!
by Don Ameche July 6, 2006
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