Knob Cheese

Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.

Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.

by Matt Bateman May 10, 2003

jizzaroni and cheese

macaroni that has been jizzed on, implicating a dee dee dee making a sentence and sarcastically making a sarcastic remark or something

jizzaroni and cheese, that guys a douche

by evak April 6, 2008

tumor cheese

The burnt, highly-processed, delicious cheese fused to the plastic container of a microwaved frozen entree. It is almost certainly a potent carcinogen.

When eating my Stouffer's Chicken Enchiladas, I always save my tumor cheese for last.

by KayJayVee August 22, 2011

Poop Cheese

A word to express frustration in place of swearing.

Ah! Poop Cheese I forgot to do the laundry

by Carp00l May 24, 2018

Faparoni & Cheese

It is when a guy busts on a cold bowl of Mac & Cheese after plowing someon & it is usually eaten by the person that was fucked.

Guy #1: "Hey Apolo, Ramses told me you fucked that girl?"
Apolo: "Not only did I fuck her bro, I gave that bitch some Faparoni & Cheese!"
Guy #1: "You're the sickest"

by Asianblackman May 15, 2015

dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.

"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"

by goliathancient July 29, 2018

Cheese nips

Nips that are sprinkled with cheese. This word is commonly used as a joke, insult or any other form of comedy.

Person 1: I like Zhongli
Person 2: Yeah, his cheese nips.

by ArcadeMachine November 2, 2021