Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.

Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!

by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019

Urban caving

A glorified name for dumpster diving.

Look at that douche, he's urban caving at Goodwill!

by jeeb81 August 7, 2008

cave diver

A man or woman who is far too sexually attracted to a woman with an absolutely cavernous vagina

Guy 1: Man. You hear about that woman who had sex a thousand times in under a week?
Guy 2: Have I? I love that shit, man.
Guy 1: What are you, a cave diver now?

by Terallis August 25, 2025

2 bears 1 cave

2 hairy men Indulging in sexual intercourse while in a dark damp cold environment

Wanna come play 2 bears 1 cave? I always come out on top

by The Mottanator 400 December 4, 2023

Cave

Pussy or ass

Yo I didn't know which cave to stick it in!

by Dillhole17 December 6, 2016

Babe Cave

The Babe Cave is a room designed for a pair of lovers where it is their sanctuary and haven of peace. Non-abstinent activities occur--but all are done within marriage so there is no need for the Abstinence Paddle. Named by Ace Montana, the Babe Cave is another word for the room he shares with his boyfriend who moved in with him, whenever he says or brings up the Babe Cave everyone around him groans because they think it is stupid, in reality there are several who love that term and have used it in their own lives. And when a baby comes around...its the Baby Cave.

Congratulations on the marriage! I have to build you a Babe Cave now! No marriage is complete without it!

by M.N4 March 28, 2022

Cave Trippin'

The act of consuming a number of psychedelic drugs and staying in one place for a long period of time. After such event a smell can be noticed off ones body.

Taking 2 taps of LSD waiting for them to kick in, eat some x to get the candy effect. On off beats of the amazing euphoric event you will smoke a bowl. When the event has come to a climax you will finish it off with a bowl of Shepherdess's Herb for one last trip to heaven then when this is finished you may now say to yourself that you were Cave Trippin'

by TripitoverO.o May 8, 2011