by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.
by 2em August 13, 2007

by GilKo September 22, 2013

When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
by ezra__factory May 4, 2015

Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
by Dasch March 12, 2009
