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brandon bush

A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
Hey man, can you please stop acting like a Brandon Bush? Faggot..
by QSS November 6, 2017
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Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
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gun obsessed puerto rican. probably a terrorist or drug dealer. ISIS but not a muslim.
oh shit it's brandon
by The Master's Academy December 6, 2017
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Brandon valle

He’s a great guy and you won’t find anyone like him so cherish him. He is great in the bed room if you know what I mean. Oh by the way he fits in a magnum condom. If you haven’t found a brandon go find one
Hoe#1:damn have you seen that guy Brandon Valle

Hoe#2:omg yassss I need his kids
by Youze a lame June 9, 2018
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Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
by Hitesh L March 1, 2018
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Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor
Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s
by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!
It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed
by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018
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