Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 17, 2011

Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 6, 2008

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

Betterthanyouism

Betterthanyouist:
Someone who is highly snobbish;

We would like to build a Betterthanyouism house of worship, but you have to make at least seven figures.

by The G&P Show November 13, 2009