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Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting
May I give you a blumpkin?”

Perchance
by dominno June 2, 2025
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.
Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!
by littlestblue September 21, 2016
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Reverse Uno Blumpkin

The reciprocal of a Blumpkin. A girl is on the toilet shitting whiling giving a blowjob to the guy standing up. Reverse Uno Blumpkin!
Damn that girl was dropping logs giving me a Reverse Uno Blumpkin
by CreamPyi September 13, 2021
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Blumpkin Messiah

Much like receiving a regular blumpkin, a blumpkin messiah is the process/result in which a man or woman is receiving oral sex while taking a shit and reading scripture form the Holy Bible loudly. Some insist that the "giver" should be of holy descent, but this is not required and only a caveat of excellence. After one has accomplished this act, they have become a Blumpkin Messiah.
After seeing Billy and Mother Vanessa leaving the bathroom at the same time as she wiped blumpkin spray from her face, the choir new Billy had become the new blumpkin messiah.
by kobetherapist55 November 18, 2020
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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.
"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"
by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025
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spanish blumpkin

two men ejaculating into each others penis' then proceeding to have a sumo wrestling match, all while the spanish national anthem is playing.
me and me boy here performed a spanish blumpkin for the school play
by Farcical May 8, 2024
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