by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023
Get the Blumpkin spice lattemug. A sexual act in which someone is given oral sex while sitting on a toilet, usually whilst they are using said toilet.
"You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes, you good?"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
"I'm doing great! Stella just gave me a blumpkin!"
by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024
Get the Blumpkinmug. the act of giving someone a "blumpkin" refers to squatting on their chest and defecating while they suck u off.
by LiveLaughGoon March 28, 2024
Get the Blumpkinmug. Where the man takes many laxatives and shit in her mouth. Now as you are letting out the rest of the shit on the toilet she keeps the shit in her mouth and gives you a traditional blowjob on the toilet.
by anonymous July 22, 2024
Get the Spicy Blumpkinmug. by Big D Nick October 14, 2022
Get the Blumpkin Beermug. Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.
by djlake99 October 28, 2023
Get the Brown Blumpkinmug. A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
Get the Blumpkinmug.