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birthday suitin'

BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.
MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?

JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!
by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009
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birthdanal

The act of engaging in anal sex during one's birthday is referred to as birthdanal (shortened from birthday-anal)

It is often thought of as a gift or favour from one's partner, something that they are only willing to do because it is the partner's birthday.

Care should be taken during birthdanal to avoid contracting birthdAIDS.
My girlfriend agreed to birthdanal.
by ItsAadam July 23, 2011
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Birth control shirt

A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.

Birth control shirt.
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Bts biot

BTS biot is a slang word originated from the Philippines and became a trend because of crybaby toxic fandom of "Army's"(Yes, their fandom name "Army" definitely strong as their odour). Biot means gay in visayan language and BTS stands for "Bulacan Toilet Services." Only chads would use BTS biot word.
"Gagstik ka lods BTS biot ka!"
"BTS biot BTS biot BTS biot BTS biot"
Guy 1: BTS biot?
Guy 2: BTS biot!
Guy 1 and Guy 2: */Nagmahalan
by Naol Moments June 8, 2021
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birthday whig

"You should go back to your mothers birthday whig". "But her whig is at the cleaners?".
by jleethal May 20, 2009
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Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.
person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.
by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010
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Birthday Fap

When one preforms the act of masturbation on said day of birth.
Random nigguh - "Oh yeaaauh nigga ifs mah mahfaking 11th birfday brah! Gimmie mah prezzies and GTFO so I can birthday fap on dat shieet."
by lolidkyuaskbro October 27, 2011
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