Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 23, 2016

Slender-Bender

And abnormally thin and bent penis

Susan: You said you saw Harry's dick last night.
Jane: Yea it was a real slender-bender, it barely fit in

by Displacedse October 26, 2016

bunny beater

A penis

"So then I whipped out the ol' bunny beater"

by whycantihavemyhandle November 20, 2016

egg beater

When a guy cums in a girls belly button, and the pours flour in it, mixes it, then let's it dry

George really wanted to fill the void in Wendy's stomach. So he made and egg beater to fill her belly button

by riseofshipley December 12, 2016

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown

Wife beaters think that women’s rights are jokes.

by Woman disrespecter April 20, 2018

ethnic banter

Jokes that ate based on ethnicity

you need to be careful what jokes you say at work . They don't seem to appreciate ethnic banter.

by Minator.D January 26, 2018