Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.

Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.

by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

alchyweedycokeyketty bender

This occurs when a person gets drunk and then smokes a spliff containing cannabis, cocaine and ketamine. This spliff is also a concoction better known as "disconnected".

Sam: *BLEURGH*
James: *BLEURGH*
James + Sam: YAY! An alchyweedycokeyketty bender!
Mike: You guys are too cool.

by Dual Crimes November 13, 2007

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003

Bunny Bleeder

when a person shoves a medal rod up a rabbits penis-hole,then pisses it out with chunks of flesh spewing into your mouth.

Man,Chris really gave Snowball a Huge Bunny Bleeder!!!!

by loiuytrfgtyhju December 28, 2008

Bender

To double-cross someone and date a friend's ex right on the rebound.

Johnny did a bender on scott a day after scott confessed to johnny he and lisa just broke up...

by Lilli Safranski March 20, 2008

berder

burger + nerd = berder

DHL driver: Dan you staying out of trouble
Dan M: Can't, trouble follows wherever i go
DHL driver: haha alright then have good day

These two are the definition of a berder

by k4rm4p4r4d0x June 19, 2019