Bearded Giver

When a guy is deepthroating another guy who has a crazy bush around his nuts and it makes it look like the guy giving the BJ has a beard.

You know my cousin Ryan G? Yeah, well yesterday when I went to his house and we were playing XBOX 360, he wanted to tell me something personal. He told me that he was a "Bearded Giver," and I immediately threw down the controller and left.

by Moose Dick Ham Slap April 23, 2009

Beard Rape

Randomly stroking a random victims beard, The bigger the beard and the harder the rape, the more points you score.

When we catch bin laden, im gonna beard rape him to the max!

by cum nugget June 23, 2010

Bearded Fish Wallet

A hairy vagina with a fishy smell.

I was going down on some hoe the other day and she had the most trifling bearded fish wallet I have ever seen.

by tommy's gurl August 20, 2011

gummie bear

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...

"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"

by Peppercornage January 12, 2009

Billy Bear

A term of endearment usually given by a woman to her guy lover or friend who makes her feel secure and loved.

"When I'm lonely, I think about hugging my Billy Bear"

by doubleyoujiii April 26, 2009

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

Upper Ass Beard

a large patch of hair grown on the lower back that ascends down the crack of the ass.

When he mooned us we got a good look at his upper ass beard.

by A to the J to the T to the K August 11, 2008