beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.
Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.
by EafFish18 August 06, 2017
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george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series
George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
by CaptainUnderpants fan June 18, 2021
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boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.
"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."
by MC Narcaleptic November 09, 2013
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bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles
Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..
by MX2142 February 21, 2018
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clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.
- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."
by satunge September 07, 2008
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Byzantine Beard

typically refers to a specific style of facial hair commonly associated with Byzantine emperors and men of high social status in the Byzantine Empire, which existed from the 4th century AD to the 15th century AD
characterized by its length, often extending down to the chest, and its well-groomed appearance.

Byzantine emperors and other elite individuals often used their appearance, including their facial hair, as a symbol of power, authority, and cultural identity
grooming of the beard was seen as a reflection of their refined tastes and their connection to ancient Greco-Roman traditions.

might also be used more broadly to describe any long, well-maintained beard with historical or regal connotations.
by Eggy115 August 18, 2023
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