The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.
by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018
Get the Chineck-beardmug. by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
Get the Beard Homug. The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.
by Lisarenee October 6, 2017
Get the tumble-beardmug. The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
by slax0r December 1, 2016
Get the beard scalpmug. I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
Get the Bearded Cyclopsmug. A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
Get the Faux Beardmug. A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.
That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.
by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016
Get the Trophy Beardmug.