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Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)
Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025
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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
by Envitish May 5, 2022
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The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Country Of Versailles Is Not Breathing (Lesbian)".
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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Mr. Beasting

When you give large amounts of money to complete strangers to the point where they wonder what the FUCK you're doing.
Seth: *Gives money
Bonny: What the fuck are you doing I dont even know you. U good man?
Seth: Just Mr. Beasting.
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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