Beando

A Male that Punches A Female In the Snatch And Then Chokes Her Out and Then Finishes Fucking Her.

Tasha: "Hey Crystal What Did You Do Last Night"

Crystal: "Brandon Picked Me Up And Took Me To A movie Then We Went To The Park And He Beandoed Me" "I Loved It, I Cant Wait to Do it Again!!!"

by Brandon McGee February 26, 2009

beamish

A delightful word, to describe people or faces bright with good cheer, forthrightness, optimism, or the like.

When she walked into the meeting, we all noticed how beamish her faces was. It was then that we knew she had beat her rival out of the promotion.

by Luddz June 29, 2015

arse beads

egg shaped sex toys for the arse, also referred to as love eggs

Bend over love, I need to get those arsebeads out, I've got another appointment at 2.

by Bettysketch September 7, 2005

Anal beads

A few plastic balls roped through each other and shoved up the anus

Joshua: My anal beads got stuck up my ass :(

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".

Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

pussy drug beard

A disgusting guy that has a beard that looks like a pussy or like it smells like pussy. He could probably store and sell drugs out of said beard. A pussy drug beard is usually found playing guitar or bongos. He is a vibe guy and very chill. It is a stereotypical stoner beard.

The beard is very prevalent during play-off time when men are growing play-off beards in support of their teams.

That pussy drug beard from match just winked me and he makes less than $25,000 a year.

A pussy drug beard just moved in my apartment building. He plays guitar all the time and walks to the park without shoes to play hacky sack.

Steve is growing a pussy drug beard because he thinks it will help the Cubs make it to the playoffs.

by Monroe75 August 6, 2011

growing the beard

When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.

Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically

-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.

by Ufotofu9 June 3, 2014